Lord Basset: Too Noble To Run

$34.00 USD Worldwide Tracked Shipping

“Nature engineered wolves to hunt across continents. The French aristocracy spent two centuries modifying my skeleton so an overweight count wouldn’t break a sweat on a Sunday walk. Now you lot wear my blueprint to coffee shops. At least wear it in 300 DPI.” — Bruno, Resident Cynic & Lounge Philosopher

Garment: Premium Bella + Canvas 3001 Heavyweight Unisex Tee
Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (4.2 oz/yd²)
Print Quality: Direct-to-Garment (DTG) archival resolution at 300 DPI
Tailoring: Retail fit, shoulder-to-shoulder taping, side-seamed chassis
Fulfillment: Automated on-demand fulfillment via Printful Global Hubs

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