FCI Standard No. 122 • Casefile #14
Commemorative Zootechnical Dossier · FCI No. 122
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"You didn't acquire a noble hound; you signed custody of a thirty-kilo black hole hardwired to devour socks. The POMC gene biologically switched off their satiety signal... yet with that otter tail and beatific smile, who dares judge them?"
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